Th' following karakterz 'n concept wuz invented whiles in high skool in th' town o' Disgustin (a.k.a. Tustin), Kalifornia. Inspired by sum of th' dullest teechers on earth, Feign 'n Tschirgi (pernounced TISH-GER-IGGY, accordin' to da illiterit PE coaches) invented Th' Wizard Lab, and th' fine people (if you can call 'em that) living there, such as th' ones you sees below. Instead of payin' attention in class, those lazy jerks filled dozens o' notebooks with thousands 'n thousands o' dumb drawrings.

Years laters Feign (pernounced FIEND by da same dumass coaches) picked out th' ones what didn't include pornography, foul language and illegal substances ... which meanz he had ta come up wid all new ones instead. Den he sent 'em to syndicates, some of whom hated them so much they didn't even bother to reply. Oh well. Everyone knows how omniscient stupid small-minded short-sighted unimaginative dumb-f*** syndicate editors is.